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phil-lester: questionromanova: sillyarms: marththebland: vagiqua: Rule #1 of Tumblr: you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns. Must reblog for that comment That comment, my God..  the post itself is really really dumb but THAT COMMENT

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
Posted on: Tuesday 21 May with 211778 notes.
Reblog if you are….

thewomaninkevlar:

candylandtimelord:

A hunter
A companion
A timelord
A wizard
A witch
A detective
A doctor
A hobbit
An angel
A blogger

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(Source: candylandtimelord)
Posted on: Tuesday 21 May with 56115 notes.
attilee: pretty much.
bugkiss: david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

(Source: teambeentohell)
Posted on: Tuesday 21 May with 68997 notes.